जब तुम चाहो … !!!

लड़का – मैं तुम्हें कब कॉल करूँ ?
,
लड़की – जब तुम चाहो … !
,
लड़का – ओके … तो फिर मैं कल
सुबह 7 बजे
कॉल करता हूँ …
,
लड़की – इतनी जल्दी !!!
,
लड़का – ओके, तो फिर मैं 10 बजे
कॉल करता
हूँ ?
,
लड़की – 10 बजे तो मेरी क्लास
होती है … !
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लड़का – ओह … तो फिर मै 2 बजे
कॉल करूँगा
… ठीक है ?
,
लड़की – 2 बजे ? नो … ! तब तो
लंच टाइम
होता है ना !
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लड़का – हूँ !!! …. चलो फिर मै
शाम को 7 बजे
कॉल कर लूँगा ! ओके ?
,
लड़की – ओके … लेकिन 7 बजे मेरा
फेवरिट
सीरियल आता है !
,
लड़का – तो 9 बजे करूँ ?
,
लड़की – ना बाबा ना !!! 9 बजे
तो माँ,
पापा, भाई सारे लोग घर पर
होते हैं !
,
,
,
लड़का – तो मेरी माँ … तू ही
बता दे मैं तुझे
कब कॉल करूँ ?
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
लड़की – जब तुम चाहो … !!!

Ladke Aur Ladki

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,

Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe,
Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi
Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”

Ladka: “Nahi”

Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”

Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.

“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha,
Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi
Meri Mom Hoti Thi”

“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha,
To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe,
Tum Nahi.”

“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha,
To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi,
Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”

“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”

Ladki ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo,
Jab Tera Lund Khada Hota Thha,
To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi,
Woh Nahi“

Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada

Ladka Ladki Raat Ko Phone Pe SMS Chat Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki Ne Pucha: “SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Bedroom Mein Rajai Ke Ander Se.”

Ladki: “Achha?? Waha Bhi Coverage Hota Hai Kya?”

Ladka: “Kyu Nahi? Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Kar Rakha Hai“

Cutest Marriage Proposal Ever

Cutest Marriage Proposal Ever

Boy And Girl On The Phone
Girl: I Love You.
Boy: I Love You Too ,So Wanna Go
Somewhere Tonight For Our 7th
Anniversary?
Girl: Yeah...where?
Boy: I Dont Know...maybe Movie
Then Dinner?
Girl: Ok.
Boy: Ill Pick You Up After I Get
Off And Get Ready Ok?
Girl: Ok. What Time Do You Get Off?
Boy: In 2 Hours And Then I Gotta Go
Home And Yeah Get Ready Which
Takes About 15-20 Minutes...
Girl: Hey...i Thought You Didnt Have
Work Today...
Boy: One Of My Co-workers Called In
Sick.
Girl: Oh Okay! So Ill See You Around
7:30 Then?
Boy: Yeah! And Babe?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: I Love You.
Girl: I Love You Too!
Boy: Ok My Manager Is Like Looking At
Me So Yeah.... I Gotta Go.
Girl: Ok Bye.
Boy: Bye.

2 Hours Later...
The Guy Drives To His Girlfriends
House And Walks Up To The Door
And Rings Bell.
Girl: Hey!
Boy: Wassup...you Ready?
Girl: Yes
They Both Watched A Movie And
Ate Dinner...once They Were Done
Eating They Head Back To The Car
But Before She Got Into The Car...
Boy: Wait! Can I Blindfold You?
Girl: Why??!
Boy: Its A Surprise.
Girl: What Kind Of Surprise?
Boy: A Big One.
Girl: Okay But Only If You Promise Me
That You Will Hold My Hand While
We're Driving.
Boy: I Promise.
Girl: Ok Blindfold Me...
So They Drove Off...........a Nd Then
They Stopped.
Boy: Ok We're Here!
Girl: Where?
Boy: Wait Let Me Walk You To The Place!
Girl: What Place?
Boy: Somewhere!
The Boy Walks Her To The Place.
Boy: Ok...let Me Take The Blindfold Off.
Girl: Where Are We?
He Takes It Off Her And She Opens
Her Eyes And Sees The View Of The
City And At That Same Spot...that's
Where He First Asked Her To Be His
Girlfriend....
Girl: Omg...(tears Come Down)
Boy: Why Are You Crying?
Girl: This Is Where You First Asked Me
Out...
Boy: What Are You Doing The Rest Of
Your Life? (He Asked On His Knees
And After He Says That...behind
Him...in The Air It Says "Will You
Marry Me?" In Fireworks)
Girl: (Tears Come Down Faster)
Boy: I Wasnt At Work When You Called
Me...i Was Planning This Whole
Thing!
Girl: Get Up!
Boy: Yeah?
Girl: (Hugged Him)
Boy: Is That A Yes Or A No?
Girl: Yes ♥..

Thumbs Up The Proposing Story..........

popcorn kha rha hu

BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr Rai
ho.......??
GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu
Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......??
Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche
baitha popcorn kha rha hu KAMINI..

Oo Juliet Ki Amma

BOY to GIRL :
"Look Into my eyes, what dou see...?
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GIRL:
True Love !!...
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BOY :
Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai
Jaldi nikaal.......

Confuse Kar Deti Hai,

Ladkiyo Ki 1 Smile itna
Confuse
Kar Deti Hai,
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Sala Pure Din Samaj Hi Nahin
Aata
Ke,
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Has Ke Dekh Rahi thi,
Ya
Dekh Kar Has Rahi thi....