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शनिवार,14 फरवरी 2015
के दिन अपनी बीवी का
बहुत अच्छे से ख्याल रखें
उसे घूमाने ले जाएं
फ़िल्म दिखाएँ
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ताकि रविवार,15 फरवरी 2015
के दिन वो चुपचाप टीवी का रिमोट आपको दे दे और आप
भारत पाकिस्तान का क्रिकेट मैच
शान्ति से देख सकें
जनहित में जारी
पटा के रखो नारी
बहुत अच्छे विचार
जरुर पढ़े
नज़र और नसीब का
कुछ ऐसा इत्तफाक हैं
कि
नज़र को अक्सर वही
चीज़ पसंद आती हैं
जो नसीब में नहीं होती
और
नसीब में लिखी चीज़
अक्सर नज़र नहीं आती है
मैंने एक दिन
भगवान से पूछा
आप मेरी दुआ
उसी वक्त
क्यों नहीं सुनते हो
जब मैं
आपसे मांगता हूँ
भगवान ने
मुस्कुरा कर के कहा
मैं तो आप के
गुनाहों की सजा भी
उस वक्त नहीं देता
जब आप करते हो
किस्मत तो पहले ही
लिखी जा चुकी है
तो कोशिश करने से
क्या मिलेगा
क्या पता
किस्मत में लिखा हो कि कोशिश से ही मिलेगा
ज़िन्दगी में कुछ खोना पड़े
तो यह दो लाइन याद रखना
जो खोया है
उसका ग़म नहीं
लेकिन
जो पाया है
वो किसी से कम नहीं
जो नहीं है
वह एक ख्वाब हैं
और
जो है
वह लाजवाब है
इन्सान कहता है कि
पैसा आये तो
हम कुछ करके दिखाये
और
पैसा कहता हैं कि
आप कुछ करके दिखाओ
तो मैं आऊ
बोलने से पहले
लफ्ज़ आदमी के
गुलाम होते हैं
लेकिन
बोलने के बाद इंसान
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बन जाता हैँ
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अभिमान का हो
या
सामान का
जिन्दगी जख्मों
से भरी है
वक़्त को मरहम
बनाना सीख लो
हारना तो है
मौत के सामने
फ़िलहाल जिन्दगी से
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200 SHAYARI .....enjoy
(1)
Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
(2)
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
(3)
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
(4)
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
(5)
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
(6)
Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
(7)
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…
(8)
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.
(9)
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
(10)
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
(11)
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta
hai
(12)
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
(13)
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare
(14)
Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..
(15)
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
(16)
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu
(17)
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar
(18)
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai
(19)
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.
(20)
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
(21)
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
(22)
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
(23)
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta
(24)
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
(25)
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
(26)
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!
(27)
Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul
hai
(28)
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.
(29)
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
(30)
Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
(31)
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
(32)
Khoob aati hai jab
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n
mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
(33)
Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte
ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
(34)
Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi
(35)
Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka
bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
(36)
Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.
(37)
Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jay,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
(38)
Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
(39)
Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.
(40)
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
hai.
(41)
jaan hai hume jaan se pyari,
Jaan k liye chhod du dunia sari
Jaan k liye chhod du rasme sari,
ab tumse kya chupana,
tum hi to ho jaan hamari.
(42)
Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai.
(43)
Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo.
(44)
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi
mangi.
(45)
Karte nahi izhar
phir kyun karte ho tum pyar?
nazron se bate bahut hui
ab lab se karo ikrar…
(46)
Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate
hain
Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate
hain
Par tum na badloge, ye aitbar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
(47)
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
(48)
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
(49)
Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte
hai tumko,
par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,
par khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
(50)
Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi…
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se…
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar
aayi.
(51)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(52)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(53)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(54)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(55)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(56)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(57)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(58)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(59)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(60)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(61)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(62)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(63)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(64)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(65)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(66)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(67)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(68)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(69)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(70)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(71)
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar,
ankhon se pyar jatate ho,
Jab bhi aate ho,
hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.
(72)
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki,
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye
aur na hi itna bewafa banana…..ki
hum duniya ko chhodne k liye majboor ho
jaye.
(73)
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi mat Kahiye,
ye Dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka
hai…
(74)
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni…..
Kyounki sanse tumhaari jaan hain
hamari…
(75)
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti
hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas
rehti hai,
Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai…..!
(76)
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se
bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap
se.
(77)
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena,
Pyar ko ansuo ka tohfa na dena,
Dil se Roe koi aapki yaad mein…..
Aisa kisi ko moqa na dena.
(78)
Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chura liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke jhaphkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte
hai hum.
(79)
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kaha se
Lau,
Yu to Chaand taro ki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kaha se
lau…..!
(80)
Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,
Mai zinda rahu ye dua na kar….
Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti hai zalan……
Ae hawa tu bhi use chhuaa na kar….
(81)
Log kehte hain ki ishq itna mat karo,
ki hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye…..!
hum kehte hai ki ishq itna karo,
ki patthar Dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye..!
(82)
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe
dekhega…..
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega…..!
(83)
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi dete,
hum tu tumhe chand bhe de dete…..
magar Chand ko Chand ka tohfa nahi
dete…..!
(84)
Tamana Khuch Bhi Nahin
Ek Tere Deedar K bina,
Zindagi Adhoori Hai Meri
Tere Pyar K bina.
(85)
Bada arman tha tere sang jeewan bitane
ka,
shikwa hai to bas tere khamosh reh jane
ka,
Deewangi is se bad kar kya hogi,
aaj bhi hume intizar hai tere aane ka.
(86)
Hum aap ko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahi denge,
Chandni raton me ayegi meri yaad…..
meri yaad k wo pal aap ko sone nahi
denge.
(87)
Hum ne her shaam chirago se saja rakhi
hai,
par shart hawaon se laga rakhi hai,
na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanam…..
hum ne her gali phuulon se saja rakhi hai.
(88)
Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai…..
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat
banane ki.
(89)
khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
hajaro saal dekha hoga, lakho saal nihara
hoga,
phir usne socha hoga tumhe swarg main
rakh lu…..
lekin use mera khayal aaya hoga…..!
(90)
Nazro se shuru hota hai Pyaar,
do Dilo me ek sath panapta hai Pyaar,
Jo Mumkin nahi hai karna is duniya me,
Aise namumkin kaam bhi kar dikhata hai
Pyaar.
(91)
Maut Pe Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Tum Per Bhi Aitabar Hai,
Dekhna Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai
Humein Dono Ka Intizar Hai.
(92)
Tum hansti ho mujhe hasane k liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane k liye,
Tum ek bar ruuthkar to dekho…..
Mar bhi Jaunga tumhein manane k liye.
(93)
Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhayi mein,
Dil duuba hai gamo ki gehrayi mein,
humein mat dhundna dunia ki bheer
mein,
hum Milenge tumhein tumhari parchayi
mein.
(94)
Ye Dil tere liye beqarar aaj bhi hai,
Meri aankh ko tera intizar aaj bhi hai,
Tu aayegi ye umeed hai mujhe…..
Tujh ko pane k liye ye tera deewana aaj bhi
hai.
(95)
Ishq karna asaan nahin hota,
Duriyan badne se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein nam,
Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahin hota.
(96)
Phuulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyoun ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se sirf itna mangta hoon…..
ki tum mujhe hamesha yaad aati raho.
(97)
Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai….
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai.
(98)
Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jishke liye…..
woh Meri Jaan tum ho tum.
(99)
Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai,,,,,
jo aaye tume saath lekar.
(100)
Dil Ki Nazuk Dhadkano Ko
Mere Sanam Tumne Dhadakna Sikha Diya
Jab Se Mila Hai Tera Pyaar Dil Ko
Gum Me Bhi Muskurana Sikha Diya.
(101)
tere chehre ne kuch aisa gazab dhaya hai,
ki tere Husn se aaj chand bhi sharmaya
hai,
maang lete tujhe aaj uss khuda se,
par woh bhi aaj tera gulam nazar aaya hai!
(102)
Wo din din nahi, wo raat raat nahi,
wo pal pal nahi, jis pal teri Yaad nahi,
teri yadon se maut hame alag kar sake,
maut ki bhi ye aukat nahi.
(103)
Na gujarna eid k din kisi masjid k pas se,
kahin log chand samajh kar roja na tod de,
hokar khafa khuda tumse kahi…..
Chand jaise chehre banana na chhor de.
(104)
Tanha khud ko kabhi mat hone dena,
apno ko kabhi rone mat dena,
aap bahut khaas hain hamare liye…..
Is khayaal ko apne se kabhi juda hone mat
dena…..!
(105)
Hamari har khata pe naraz na hona,
apni pyari C muskurahat ko kabhi na
khona,
Sukun milata hain dekh kar aapaki
muskurahat,
hume maut bhi aaye to bhi mat rona.
(106)
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti
hai,
Aise hi Mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai…..
Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum,
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai….
(107)
Aankhon me rehne wale ko yaad nahi
karte,
Dil me rehne wale ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to RUUH me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki FARIYAD nahi karte…..!
(108)
Aankhon ki gehraayi ko samajh nahi paate,
Hoth he magar kuch hum keh nahi paate,
Apni Dil ki baat kis tarah kahe tumse,
Tum wahi ho jinke bina hum reh nahi
paate.
(109)
Mehakti baharo me tumhe Phuulon ki
tarah dekha hai,
Baraste Sawan me tumhe Buundo ki n
dekha hai,
saja rakhe hai jo khwab apni zindagi ki
raho me,
un raho me tumhe apni Dulhan bane
(110)
Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
(111)
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
(112)
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
(113)
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
(114)
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
(115)
Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
(116)
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…
(117)
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.
(118)
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
(119)
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
(120)
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta
hai
(121)
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
(122)
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare
(123)
Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..
(124)
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
(125)
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu
(126)
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar
(127)
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai
(128)
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.
(129)
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
(130)
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
(131)
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
(132)
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta
(133)
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
(134)
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
(135)
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!
(136)
Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul
hai
(137)
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.
(138)
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
(139)
Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
(140)
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
(141)
Khoob aati hai jab
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n
mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
(142)
Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte
ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
(143)
Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi
(144)
Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka
bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
(145)
Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.
(146)
Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jay,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
(147)
Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
(148)
Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.
(149)
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
hai.
(150)
jaan hai hume jaan se pyari,
Jaan k liye chhod du dunia sari
Jaan k liye chhod du rasme sari,
ab tumse kya chupana,
tum hi to ho jaan hamari.
(151)
Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai.
(152)
Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo.
(153)
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi
mangi.
(154)
Karte nahi izhar
phir kyun karte ho tum pyar?
nazron se bate bahut hui
ab lab se karo ikrar…
(155)
Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate
hain
Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate
hain
Par tum na badloge, ye aitbar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
(156)
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
(157)
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
(158)
Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte
hai tumko,
par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,
par khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
(159)
Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi…
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se…
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar
aayi.
(160)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(161)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(162)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(163)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(164)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(165)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(166)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(167)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(168)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(169)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(170)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(171)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(172)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(173)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(174)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(175)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(176)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(177)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(178)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(179)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(180)
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar,
ankhon se pyar jatate ho,
Jab bhi aate ho,
hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.
(181)
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki,
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye
aur na hi itna bewafa banana…..ki
hum duniya ko chhodne k liye majboor ho
jaye.
(182)
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi mat Kahiye,
ye Dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka
hai…
(183)
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni…..
Kyounki sanse tumhaari jaan hain
hamari…
(184)
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti
hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas
rehti hai,
Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai…..!
(185)
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se
bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap
se.
(186)
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena,
Pyar ko ansuo ka tohfa na dena,
Dil se Roe koi aapki yaad mein…..
Aisa kisi ko moqa na dena.
(187)
Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chura liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke jhaphkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte
hai hum.
(188)
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kaha se
Lau,
Yu to Chaand taro ki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kaha se
lau…..!
(189)
Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,
Mai zinda rahu ye dua na kar….
Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti hai zalan……
Ae hawa tu bhi use chhuaa na kar….
(190)
Log kehte hain ki ishq itna mat karo,
ki hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye…..!
hum kehte hai ki ishq itna karo,
ki patthar Dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye..!
(191)
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe
dekhega…..
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega…..!
(192)
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi dete,
hum tu tumhe chand bhe de dete…..
magar Chand ko Chand ka tohfa nahi
dete…..!
(193)
Tamana Khuch Bhi Nahin
Ek Tere Deedar K bina,
Zindagi Adhoori Hai Meri
Tere Pyar K bina.
(194)
Bada arman tha tere sang jeewan bitane
ka,
shikwa hai to bas tere khamosh reh jane
ka,
Deewangi is se bad kar kya hogi,
aaj bhi hume intizar hai tere aane ka.
(195)
Hum aap ko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahi denge,
Chandni raton me ayegi meri yaad…..
meri yaad k wo pal aap ko sone nahi
denge.
(196)
Hum ne her shaam chirago se saja rakhi
hai,
par shart hawaon se laga rakhi hai,
na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanam…..
hum ne her gali phuulon se saja rakhi hai.
(197)
Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai…..
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat
banane ki.
(198)
khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
hajaro saal dekha hoga, lakho saal nihara
hoga,
phir usne socha hoga tumhe swarg main
rakh lu…..
lekin use mera khayal aaya hoga…..!
(199)
Nazro se shuru hota hai Pyaar,
do Dilo me ek sath panapta hai Pyaar,
Jo Mumkin nahi hai karna is duniya me,
Aise namumkin kaam bhi kar dikhata hai
Pyaar.
(200)
Maut Pe Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Tum Per Bhi Aitabar Hai,
Dekhna Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai
Humein Dono Ka Intizar Hai.
(201)
Tum hansti ho mujhe hasane k liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane k liye,
Tum ek bar ruuthkar to dekho…..
Mar bhi Jaunga tumhein manane k liye.
(202)
Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhayi mein,
Dil duuba hai gamo ki gehrayi mein,
humein mat dhundna dunia ki bheer
mein,
hum Milenge tumhein tumhari parchayi
mein.
(203)
Ye Dil tere liye beqarar aaj bhi hai,
Meri aankh ko tera intizar aaj bhi hai,
Tu aayegi ye umeed hai mujhe…..
Tujh ko pane k liye ye tera deewana aaj bhi
hai.
(204)
Ishq karna asaan nahin hota,
Duriyan badne se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein nam,
Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahin hota.
(205)
Phuulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyoun ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se sirf itna mangta hoon…..
ki tum mujhe hamesha yaad aati raho.
(206)
Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai….
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai.
(207)
Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jishke liye…..
woh Meri Jaan tum ho tum.
(208)
Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai,,,,,
jo aaye tume saath lekar.
(209)
Dil Ki Nazuk Dhadkano Ko
Mere Sanam Tumne Dhadakna Sikha Diya
Jab Se Mila Hai Tera Pyaar Dil Ko
Gum Me Bhi Muskurana Sikha Diya.
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tere chehre ne kuch aisa gazab dhaya hai,
ki tere Husn se aaj chand bhi sharmaya
hai,
maang lete tujhe aaj uss khuda se,
par woh bhi aaj tera gulam nazar aaya hai!
(211)
Wo din din nahi, wo raat raat nahi,
wo pal pal nahi, jis pal teri Yaad nahi,
teri yadon se maut hame alag kar sake,
maut ki bhi ye aukat nahi.
(212)
Na gujarna eid k din kisi masjid k pas se,
kahin log chand samajh kar roja na tod de,
hokar khafa khuda tumse kahi…..
Chand jaise chehre banana na chhor de.
Haaaaaaaaa koi todskta h ree...#Dham'S...��
अब ये किसने अफवाह उड़ाई?
आम आदमी पार्टी की सरकार
आई तो वैलेंटाइन डे
पर
बिजली-पानी के साथ
#Admin की भी फ्री मे मिलेगी
दादा कोन्डकेे ने एक फिल्म बनाई।
" ROSE MARRY MARLOW "
सेंसर बोर्ड ने नाम पर objection किया, तो...
दादा ने कहा - ये 3 लडकियों की कहानी है, रोज, मैरी और
मार्लो ।
सेंसर बोर्ड ने सलाह दी कि ये नाम बड़ा अश्लील लग
रहा है, नाम को आगे पीछे कर के थोडा बदल दिया जाए।
दादा ने कहा - मुझे कोई ऐतराज़ नहीं, आप लोग नाम
को आगे पीछे कर के, जो ठीक लगे रख दो ।
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सेंसर बोर्ड अभी तक प्रयास कर रहा है।
चाहो तो आप भी कोशिश कर लो ....
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भक्त: बाबा, आज कल की लडकियां अपने बॉयफ्रेंड को डार्लिंग-डार्लिंग क्यों कहती रहती हैं?
बाबा: वत्स, वास्तव में ये लडकियां कहती है "डाल...लिंग, डाल...लिंग". तुम जैसे अज्ञानियों को सुनाई देता है "डार्लिंग-डार्लिंग."
पेट्रोल और डीज़ल के दाम पिछले 8 महीनो में 18 रु कम किये
मोदी जी अब बियर का देखो जरा ₹120 से ₹80 लाओ .... सब गरीब हैं हमारे group के ................
बहुत कम लोग ही जानते हैं
कि भीष्म~पितामह
के बाद ..
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सिर्फ MDH Masale वाले
ताऊ को ही इच्छा मृत्यु
का वरदान प्राप्त है !
एक प्रेम कथा
॰
एक लडका एक लडकी से बहुत प्यार करता था ।
लडकी लडके से बोली
मुझे इस वेलेनटिन डे पे एक रिँग गिफ्ट मे चाहिये
॰
लडका गरीब था न ही जाँब
करता था लडकी को समझाने
की पूरी कोशिस किया
पर लडकी बोली मुझे कुछ
नहीँ सुनना मुझे रीँग चाहिये
मतलब चाहिये
॰
लडका बहुत परेशान था टाइम बीता और 14 FEB
भी अ
गयी
लडका लडकी से मिलने गया और उसके लिये एक
टेडी बियर ले के गया
॰
टेडी बियर को देखते
ही लडकी आग
बबूला हो गयी और
टेडी को रोड मे फेक दिया और बोला तुम
भिखारी हो और
ऐसे ही रहोगे
॰
लडका दौड के रोड मे टेडी उठाने
गया उसी समय एक
गाडी आयी और लडके को टक्कर मार
दी लडका तुरंत
वहीँ मर गया
॰
लडकी दौड के लडके के पास गयी खून से
लतपत
टेडी को उठा के सिने से लगा ली
॰
तब टेडी से अवाज आयी I LOVE YOU
JANU
YOUR RING IN MY POKET
लडकी जब टेडी की पोकेट
को देखती है तो रिग मिलती है
रिग को देख के लडकी बहुत रोती है और
अपने को बहुत
कोसती है
तो प्यार की कोई किमत
नही होती प्यार अनमोल होता है
आप ऐसा कभी न करे
॰
[8:12pm, 2/10/2015] Chootu: एक टीचर ने मजाक में
बच्चो से कहा
जो बच्चा कल स्वर्ग से
मिट्टी लायेगा, मैं
उसे इनाम दूँगी..!
अगले दिन टीचर
क्लास में सब बच्चों से
पूछती है.
क्या कोई बच्चा मिट्टी लाया?
सारे बच्चे खामोश रहते हैं...
एक बच्चा उठकर
टीचर के पास जाता है
और कहता है,
लीजिये मैडम,
मैं लाया हूँ स्वर्ग से
मिट्टी..!
टीचर उस बच्चे को
डांटते हुए कहती है;
मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझता है..
कहाँ से लाया है ये
मिट्टी..?
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रोते रोते बच्चा बोला -"मेरी माँ के
पैर के नीचे से..........
Apni ma ke liye 2 bar forwad kar do
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe,
Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi
Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.
“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha,
Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi
Meri Mom Hoti Thi”
“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha,
To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe,
Tum Nahi.”
“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha,
To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi,
Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”
“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”
Ladki ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: “Bhonsdi Ke Yaad Rakhiyo,
Jab Tera Lund Khada Hota Thha,
To Chudwane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi,
Woh Nahi“
Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai.
Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko
Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai.
Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai,
Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai
Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,
Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai
Wo Bhaalu Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,
Shikari Rota Pitta Ghar Aata Hai,
Par Agle Din Fir Uska Shikar Karne Pahunch Jata Hai.
Agle Din Bhi Bhaalu Phir Se Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,
Jab Tak Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai
Bhaalu Fir Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,
Ultimately Wo Sochta Hai
Kal Main Top Launga Or Jungle Mein Aag Laga Dunga,
Next Day Wo Top Lata Hai,
Jungle Mein Aag Lag Jaati Hai
Aur Shikari Apni Pent Khol Ke Niche Baith Jaata Hai,
Bhaalu Aata Hai Or Kheech Ke Uski Gaand Pe Laath Maarta Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai,
Bhalu: “Bhosdike Yahaan Jungle Mein Aag Lagi Hai Or Tujhe Gaand Marwane Ki Padi Hai?“
Ansoo Tere Nikle,
To Ankhein Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke,
To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamaari Itni Solid Ho,
Baap Tu Bane,
To Mehnat Meri Ho
महबूब मेरे... महबूब मेरे;
तेरी मस्ती में मुझे जीने दे;
बोहुत दूध है तेरे सीने में;
मुझे दबा दबा के पीने दे!
नादाँ हैं वो लोग जो कहते हैं कि चूत पे बाल हैं;
गौर फरमाएं
नादाँ हैं वो लोग जो कहते हैं चूत पे बाल हैं;
अरे ये तो लौड़े को फ़साने के लिए बिछाए हुए जाल हैं।
Santa Ek Dukaan Pe Kaam Karne Ke Liye Laga
Dukandar Usko Dukandari Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dukandar: “Grahak Ko Kabhi Khali Na Jane Do, Agar Dukan Mein Wo Cheez Nahi Ho To Koshish Karo Dusri Cheez Bechne Ki”
Maalik Ye Sab Samjha Ke Chala Gaya, Kuch Der Baad Ek Grahak Aaya Santa Se Bola.
Grahak: “Ek Packet Toilet Paper Ka Dena”
Santa: “Wo To Hai Nahi, Regmal Le Lo“
Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila,
Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya,
Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun”
Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?“
"समय की कीमत अखबार से पूछो जो सुबह चाय के साथ होता है वही रात् को रद्दी हो जाता है"ज़िन्दगी मे जो भी हासिल करना हो...
उसे वक्त पर हासिल करो... क्योंकि...
ज़िन्दगी मौके कम और...
अफसोस ज्यादा देती हे ...
एक बार एक लड़की ने एक इन्जीनियरिंग के छात्र से पूछा-
"हमारे पास लम्बाई, ऊंचाई, वजन, पैसा, दूरी आदि नापने के इतने पैमाने हैं,
लेकिन प्यार, दोस्ती, विश्वास और अपनापन नापने का कोई जरिया नही है।
क्यों???
क्यों???
क्यों???"
इन्जीनियर ने एक मिनट सोचा, फिर उसको अपनी बाँहों मे भर लिया, और सीधा उसकी आँखों मे झांकते हुए बोला-
"देख भैन की लोड़ी, मेरी पहले ही तीन सब्जेक्ट्स मे बैक आई है।
घर पे भी गाँड लगी पड़ी है।
और अब तू दिमाग का भोसड़ा कर रही है।
अगर नापने का इतना ही मन कर रहा है तो लौड़ा नाप ले मेरा।
ग़ालिब ने अर्ज किया है
बेगम ये जो तुम चुदाई के वक्त पाद
देती हो.......
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कोई बिमारी है या चुदाई की दाद देती हो।
1.एक किसान ने कौवो से तंग आकरअपने खेत मेँ मक्के की फसल मेँ Admin कि फोटो लगा दी।...
नतीजा: कौवे पिछले साल खाए मक्के के दाने भी वापस ले आए।
2.एक बार भगवान की Admin से लङाई हो गई।....
नतीजा: आज भगवान ऊपर है।
3.एक बार स्वीट्ज्रलैण्ड जाते वक्त Admin का पर्स हैलीकॉप्टर से नीचे गिर गया था।..
नतीजा: आज वह जगह स्वीस बैँक के नाम से जानी जाती है।
4.एक बार Admin ने एक बच्चेको अपना ब्लड डोनेट किया था।..
नतीजा: आज वह आदमी खली के नाम से जाना जाता है।
Wha Admin wah
Kabhi kabhi abmin ki tareef bhi karna chahiye.
Abe O Bhosdi Ke,
Zabardast Sher Sun.
Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu,
Land Mera Choos Ke Peeta Bhi Tu.
1 Aur Le..
Kutta Bhi Tu, Kameena Bhi Tu,
Mere Jhaat Ke Baal Ka Paseena Bhi Tu.
Abe Ek Aur Sun..
Munh Me Tu, Choot Me Tu,
Mere Lund Se Nikle Moot Me Tu.
Maza Aa Raha Hai Na,
Ek Aur Sun..
Chameli Bhi Tu, Gulab Bhi Tu,
Meri Gaand Se Nikla Julab Bhi Tu.
Last..
Dimag Bhi Tu, Khopdi Bhi Tu,
Randi Ki Chudi Huyi Bhosdi Bhi Tu.
Chal Ek Aur..
Coke Bhi Tu, Fanta Bhi Tu,
Mere Niche Latakta Ghanta Bhi Tu.
Chal Pakka Last..
Lund Bhi Tu, Moot Ki Dhar Bhi Tu.
Mera Sabse Pyara Jigri Yaar Bhi Tu.
Ek Kavita mere Dosto ke liye...
Tu Dost hai mera,
Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,
Magar zyada uchhlega to
teri Gaand maar dunga.!
Tu dikhta hai achcha
Tu likhta hai achcha
Tu padhta hai achcha
Tu ladhta hai achcha,
Tujh se jo Panga lega
Uski main Phaad dunga!!
Magar zyada uchlega to
teri Gaand mar dunga.!
Tu maang le Jaan,
Tu maang le Aan,
Ladki ka Number ho,
Ya Randi ki Gaand,
Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga...
Magar zyada uchhlega to .....!
Hass mat Laudu
Teri Gaand mar dunga...!!!
Friendship Adult Version:
Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND SE'
Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'
Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'
Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'
Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'
Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'
And
Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!.
LOVE U SAaaaaaaLO ❤
दिल्ली में एक मोटर साइकिल पर तीन लोग
कहीं जा रहे थे। हवलदार ने पीछा करके रोका और
कहा तुम्हें कानून नहीं मालूम।
उनमें से एक ने कहा , "जाने दो भाई हम बीजेपी के
MLA है"
हवलदार आँसू पोंछते हुए :- चल जा पगले अब
क्या रुलाएगा।
Very sexy story.....
1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek talab par nahane ke liye gaya,
waha kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi,
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari bahar aa gayi ,
unme se ek ladki badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas aaya,
lekin badshah ki nazro ke samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa rahi thi,
uska mann kisi kaam me nahi lag raha tha,
raat hui .....
sari raat badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta raha,
subah usne apne sipahiyo ko hukm diya
"jao pata karo wo ladki kaha rehti hai",
sipahiyo ne pata lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya,
badshah ne dubara bulawa bheja,
is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo nahi aaya,
badshah ko gussa aa gaya
aur
usne sunar ko giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali
aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko dhundne me madat karega use 1kg sona diya jayega.
ek hafta guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar ko chupne me madat karega use sooli pe chadaya jayega.
aur ek hafta guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja dega
Fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi rajyo ke raja o se
madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne rajya mei dhoonda,
fir sunar nhi mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,
ek din badshah ne ek sapna dekha,
sapne me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne me hi daud kar us
taalab ke pas gaya,
lekin waha bhi koi nahi tha,
udas hokar jab piche palta to ek gyani baba nazar aaye,
unhone nadi ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara kiya,
aur kaha
"tujhe jiski talash hai wo wahi hai",
badshah chaunk kar nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko lekar us talab ke pas gaya,
waha wo sapne wala jhopda use nazar aaya,
badshah khush ho gaya,
aur jab jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur ek boodha aadmi
nazar aaye,
lekin wo ladki badsurat thi
aur uska baap bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya
aur
Case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka,
uske siphaiyon ka,
dusre rajya walo ka
aur
CBI walo ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt aise barbad hua
jaise
Aap ka is message ko padhne me hua..
jis ka koi matlab nahi.
Gussa mat karna,
Mere sath bhi aisa hua tha..!!
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo!
Sunar mil jae to bata dena ......
uski ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!
Ek bar teacher. Ne bacho se pucha Hume muh me kya kya nahi Lena chaiye.
Johnny:rubber pencil or bulb teacher haran hokar:bulb kyu Johnny:rat ko padose wali aunty kahate hai bulb jal raha hai Mai mu me nahi le sakthi
World’s shortest joke:-
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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!
ओबामा (लालू से) - लालू! तुझे
स्विमिंग आती है?
लालू- ना रे !
ओबामा - शिट्ट, तेरे से
तो कुत्ता अच्छा है जो स्विम
कर लेता है।
लालू - तुमको आता है
स्विमिंगवा?
ओबामा - या! ऑफ कोर्स
आता है।
लालू - ससुरा, फिर तोहरे और
कुत्ता में फरक का है बे!!!
..
एक शराबी छत पे से नीचे गिर
गया.
सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के
क्या हुआ??
शराबी - " पता नही भाई..... मे
भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं "
Cheers
संता बंता के घर गया
वहां 'बंता की बीवी को देख कर
बोला...
संता:-
"तेरी और
भाभी की जोड़ी तो 'राम-
सीता की जोड़ी है।
बंता:-
"कहाँ यार...
ना तो ये धरती में 'समाती है
और
ना ही इसे कौई 'रावण ले जाता है
..Wife aur Girlfriend mein kya difference hota hai..???
Best Answer: karib karib 25 kilo ka...
एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
सरदार : केसे ?
गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
सरदार : पता नही ...
गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
सरदार : 12
गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की chige hai.
इंजीनिरिंग का फार्म भरते हुए छात्र ने पास खड़े चौकीदार से पूंछा ......... कैसा है ये कोलेज ???
चौकीदार :- बहुत बढ़िया है, हमने भी यहीं से इन्जिनारिंग की है.
मुजरेवाली
: हम ने आप को खुश किया
अब आप हम को खुश कर
दो हुज़ूर ...
संता भावुक हो गया और बोला:
अच्छा बहिन....
अब तू बैठ, मैं नाचता हूँ।..
- कल जो मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा:
पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है?
उसका जवाब आया
अंकल,
समंदर जितना सिलेबस है;
नदी जितना पढ़ पाते हैं;
बाल्टी जितना याद होता है;
गिलास भर लिख पाते हैं;
चुल्लू भर नंबर आते हैं;
उसी में डूब कर मर जाते हैं।
सलमान खान लडकी देखने गया।
उसे देखके लडकी की माँ बेहोश हो गयी।
होश आया तो किसीने पूछा – "क्या हुआ"?
माँ बोली - "२4 साल पहले ये लडका मुझे भी देखने आया था।"
1 मुर्गी ने बाज़ से शादी कर ली
Murga: हम मर गये थे क्या?
Murgi: मै तो तुमसे ही शादी करना चाहती थी पर Mom-Dad चाहते थे लड़का Air-Force में हो.
शादी के 5 साल बाद , वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन पति बीवी के लिये सफेद गुलाब लाया ....
बीवी :-- ये क्या सफेद गुलाब ? वेलेनटाईन डे के दिन तो रेड रोज देते है ना ??...
पति :-- अब जिन्दगी में , प्यार से ज्यादा शांति की
जरूरत है !!!!!
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---------फन! ----
पति --अपने मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट को एक घंटे से देख रहा था
बीबी :- तुम 1 घंटे से क्या देख रहे हो ??
पती :- expiry date ढूंढ rha था !! सालो ने लिखी ही नही