LOVE U SAaaaaaaLO

Abe O Bhosdi Ke,
Zabardast Sher Sun.

Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu,
Land Mera Choos Ke Peeta Bhi Tu.

1 Aur Le..

Kutta Bhi Tu, Kameena Bhi Tu,
Mere Jhaat Ke Baal Ka Paseena Bhi Tu.

Abe Ek Aur Sun..

Munh Me Tu, Choot Me Tu,
Mere Lund Se Nikle Moot Me Tu.

Maza Aa Raha Hai Na,
Ek Aur Sun..

Chameli Bhi Tu, Gulab Bhi Tu,
Meri Gaand Se Nikla Julab Bhi Tu.

Last..

Dimag Bhi Tu, Khopdi Bhi Tu,
Randi Ki Chudi Huyi Bhosdi Bhi Tu.

Chal Ek Aur..

Coke Bhi Tu, Fanta Bhi Tu,
Mere Niche Latakta Ghanta Bhi Tu.

Chal Pakka Last..

Lund Bhi Tu, Moot Ki Dhar Bhi Tu.
Mera Sabse Pyara Jigri Yaar Bhi Tu.

Ek Kavita mere Dosto ke liye...

Tu Dost hai mera,
Tujh pe Jaan waar dunga,

Magar zyada uchhlega to
teri Gaand maar dunga.!

Tu dikhta hai achcha
Tu likhta hai achcha
Tu padhta hai achcha
Tu ladhta hai achcha,

Tujh se jo Panga lega
Uski main Phaad dunga!!

Magar zyada uchlega to
teri Gaand mar dunga.!

Tu maang le Jaan,
Tu maang le Aan,
Ladki ka Number ho,
Ya Randi ki Gaand,
Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga...

Magar zyada uchhlega to .....!

Hass mat Laudu
Teri Gaand mar dunga...!!!

Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND SE'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Fwd to all your loving gaandu groups
Bachpan se 2 hi cheezein sabse zyada mili hai...
Biscuits aur dost!
Farq sirf itna hai ki biscuits Marie k mile
aur dost. . . . .Chut-marie ke..!.

LOVE U SAaaaaaaLO ❤