Ek "CHUHA" THA?

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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.

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Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna

1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.

2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.

bas yaar Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai, dete rahenge........

SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu... Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya 
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

No claps plz....I dnt like publicity.. 

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge...
4 sardaro ne mil ke
petrol pump khola
1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..?

Petrol pump was on 1st floor..

Chal ek aur...

Fir charo ne usi floor pe
Restuarent khola
1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..?

Petrol pump ka board nai hataya..

Chal ek aur...

Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..?

2 sardar aage
Aur 2 piche baith ke
Sawari dhund rahe the..

Chal ek aur...

Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..?

2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..

Chal ek aur....

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge.

Bachha ghar gaya
Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..?

Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...!
Plz, phone mat fek dena...
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Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka

Killer One:

Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya.

3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.

Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai?

Baba- Masala..

Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho 

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Punjab me 1Train k niche 100 Sardar
aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye...

1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"

Sardar bola- "Galat Announcement ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!"
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi...

Reporter : Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar : Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha.
Ok bhai Ram Ram.