Har joke non veg nahi hota.

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena...  Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi  na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6:  Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai  !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari ne bheji hai!!!

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.

Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..

Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!

Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..
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Soch badalo desh badalega

Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible...
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2 babies blanket me lete hue the
1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby : mjhe ni pata
1st baby : acha roko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata h0n.
Thore der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tmhy kaise pata 
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhare socks"pink"hai or mere"blue"

MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...
Har joke non veg nahi hota..