Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Taxi Driver

Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.

Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye

Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”

Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”

Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.

Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”

Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”

Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.

Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”

Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.“ 

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